The stats.

Number of naps Baby Nonny took today: 0
Number of squares I have eaten from my Mother's Day Symphony Bar handed out at church: 8
Number of molten chocolate cupcakes I ate at my parents' house: 5
Number of molten chocolate cupcakes everyone else ate at my parents' house: 2
Number of hours BN spent crying because he was so tired: too many
Number of babies present in relief society today when the YW took over Primary: 10
Number of dresses I tried on before returning to my post-partum two-skirt collection: 6
Number of paintings given to me by a very handsome man for Mother's Day: 2
Number of pairs of shoes sitting in our living room at this moment: at least 5
Number of asparagus spears I had for dinner: 9
Number of things on yesterday's to-do list: roughly 86
Number of things I accomplished yesterday: 0
Number of stories read to BN tonight: 3
Number of songs sung to BN before he was totally zonked: 2.5
Number of times I have looked at the lights on the baby monitor in the last minute to quickly detect any variation in sound coming from BN's room: 14
Number of talks given in church today: 3
Number of times I steeled myself for the Saintly Motherhood Talk: 3
Number of times the steeling was unnecessary: 3
Number of days I wish the weekend were: 4
Number of times that I have thought about A. Nonny Mouse's need for a haircut today: 7
Number of toenails with chipped nail polish: 9
Number of gargantuan two-year-olds lumbering through the chapel today: 1 (but he's big enough to be more)
Number of donuts I'd like to eat tomorrow: 3